minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via fuckirwxn)





makochantachibanana:

the-darkness-returns:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

and then you randomly find dry blood blobs on your legs


waaaandrlust:

little-girl-m:

ilikemetaland-urbutt:

remembering——sunday:

i don’t know why, but this made my day so much brighter(:

i want a sheldon

ohmygosh the last one!

(via yokoss)


heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

(via thekingsvoice)


aravenwritingdesk:

realspacecowboy:

dad duties

NOT TODAY NOT TODAY

aravenwritingdesk:

realspacecowboy:

dad duties

NOT TODAY NOT TODAY

(via whatdre4msrmadeof)